“Are you scared of commitment?”
“No, but I’m scared of you!”
“Why? Why should you be scared of me?”
“Because you’re the kind of person who would ask questions like, ‘Are you scared of commitment’.”
“And what’s wrong with that? Everybody in every relationship is allowed to ask questions like that.”
“No in every relationship you’re allowed to ask the easy ones like, ‘where do you think this relationship is going’. Not the impossible ones you’re going for.”
“Okay then, where do you think this relationship is going?”
“Forward. Where do you think this relationship is going?”
“Well I don’t know, I’d like to think that… Oooh, I see what you’ve done there. Very smooth.”
“You see an easy question. Those are allowed. You see we know about questions like that. We’re ready for them.”
“But all this leads me back to one thing. Are you afraid of commitment?”
“No, are you afraid of commitment?”
