Category Archives: Thoughts

Changing Expectations

What people expect is a constantly changing thing. And as I discussed before Christmas, giving things away for free really changes that dynamic.

This morning I saw an example of this economic theory in action at the train station. A man was shouting at one of the railways employees. What he was complaining about was a lack of free Metro newspapers. He shouted, “What am I supposed to do now?”

You get gay animals

But no transvestite ones it seems. But how would you know? Except perhaps some of those monkeys in the PG Tips adverts.

Wind farms

Unsightly yes… But what about small wind farms situated on an extended pole 1 foot behind gaseous persons?

Unlikely Exam Questions – No. 1

If during the last days of the Versailles they had had access to bran flakes would that have made it more or less decadent? Discuss.

Do naturists…

Have nightmares where they realise they are the only one in the exam room wearing clothes?

Do wasps think of the air…

Like fish think of the sea?

Do naturists…

…have nightmares where they realise they are the only one at their job interview wearing clothes?

Tastes like Aass

A good Norwegian beer!

Even if it does taste like Aass

For more information see their site which contains the line: Aass Good Aass it gets

A woman goes into a bar…

…and asks the bartender for a double-entendre.

So the barman gives her one.

Wahey!

After remembering this I thought, “they say innuendo is hard to come by”.

The 6 million dollar bottom

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better… stronger… faster

So they rebuilt him, and everyone always goes on about the legs and the eye and stuff, but what about the other bionic bits? Did he have a bionic bottom? It would have meant he spent less time on the toilet therefore getting him back out in the action. Surely that would be useful?

Anyone else have a bionic suggestion?