I overheard this on the bus the other day:
“Honestly girl I wanna go out with ya. But I gotta go back and see this other girl first. Listen I’m on the bus now it’ll only take an hour. I’ll get down there and bang ‘er. It’ll only be fifteen minutes. Literally in and out and then I’ll be on my way to you. Alright girl I’ll make sure I’m quick.”
