And one day while out walking in the farm the horse fell into a pit of quicksand.
The chicken was frightened but thought quickly and ran to get the farmers BMW which was sitting there with the keys in the ignition. He attached a rope to the back of it and drove it over to the pit of quicksand. And the horse grabbed hold of it and the car pulled the horse to safety.
A few days later the horse was woken from his sleep by a few plaintive cries. He got out of bed and saw to his horror that the chicken was drowning in the same self quicksand. He looked over to the farmhouse and suddenly realised that tonight was the night the farmer always drove into town for his rotary meeting. And seeing no rope anywhere he did the only thing he could and stood over the top of the quicksand and lowered his body down and said to the chicken, “grab hold of my dick and we’ll get you out of here”. And the chicken was able to grab hold of his penis and was hauled to safety.
And what’s the moral of the story? If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.