A huge hulking human gets onto the tube. He walks over with his girlfriend to an empty end of the carriage. He is wearing a t-shirt which has the speed camera logo on it and has the text “Government cash machine”.
He spots a whole load of discarded nut shells on the floor and suddenly goes bright red in the face and says something quite fierce which I can’t quite discern. His girlfriend tells him to “shhh…”
She sits down and he stands in front of her. Facing her. Holding with both hands the rail above his head. And then he asks her to punch him. At first she resists but in the end she relents. It looks like she’s really hurt her hand. But he has a huge grin on his face.