Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better… stronger… faster
So they rebuilt him, and everyone always goes on about the legs and the eye and stuff, but what about the other bionic bits? Did he have a bionic bottom? It would have meant he spent less time on the toilet therefore getting him back out in the action. Surely that would be useful?
Anyone else have a bionic suggestion?