The 6 million dollar bottom

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better… stronger… faster

So they rebuilt him, and everyone always goes on about the legs and the eye and stuff, but what about the other bionic bits? Did he have a bionic bottom? It would have meant he spent less time on the toilet therefore getting him back out in the action. Surely that would be useful?

Anyone else have a bionic suggestion?

2 thoughts on “The 6 million dollar bottom

  1. Alex Andronov says:

    How about a 6 million dollar beard? If one hair is chopped without a password being said then the hairs become mini spikes which fire at the enemy. This is to stop terrorists who capture Steve and then try and shave him before putting him on television. Unlikely, I know, but not impossible.

  2. fourstar says:

    I’d like a 6 million dollar wallet 🙂

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