A man runs over a cat.

The cat’s address is on its collar, so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door, and a little of lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry, I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?”

“I don’t know,” replies the lady, “How are you at catching mice?”

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