A traffic policeman stops a speeding car

And is surprised to discover six live penguins in the boot. “Yes, Officer – I’m in a terrible state. I won these penguins in a raffle and I don’t know what to do with them.” Replies the policeman, “If I were you, I’d take them to the zoo.”

The following day, the policeman notices the same car and flags it down again. The six penguins are still huddled in the boot, but now they’re wearing sunglasses. “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo,” says the policeman.

“Yes, you did – and they enjoyed it so much I’m taking them to the seaside today.”

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