My attempt at UK rap – respec

Running for the train,
think I’m gonna miss it,
pounding down the lane,
in a rush to get pissed yet,
something in my mind says,
don’t be so silly,
she’s just some fillie,
not like Billie,
and there’s a dude on the line,
in Forest Hilly.

Peace out to my gangster* massive** homeboy***

* He wears a suit to work at Currys

** He is actually massive. I’ve seen him eat a whole family bucket at them KFC****

*** He’s actually a mummy’s boy but his mum lives at his home too – innit?

**** K to the F to the mother clucking C homeboy***

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