Jake Turnweed was walking. What? Isn’t that enough for you people? No? Oh I’m sorry. I do apologise. I hadn’t realised that it was your story. So do go on then. Do continue. Write the next bit yourself.
Ummmm.
No? It’s not so easy is it.
But I don’t…
Oh don’t give me this “you don’t know what actually happened next” crap. He walked to school didn’t he.
“Jake Turnweed walked to school”
Oh very clever. Very smart. I’m not impressed you know. I have absolutely no reason to be impressed. For that transgression I’m not telling you the rest of the story. See if I care.
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