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“I want to tell you something”.
“What?”
“Well the other night…”
“Yeah? That other night?”
“Yeah that other night”
“Right?”
“Well… after the… well… you know”.
“Yeees”
“Well you were asleep and I wasn’t”.
“Mmmm”
“And you were looking so peaceful and I was just watching you breathing and you looked so beautiful”.
“Ahh, you are so cute you know that”.
“Thanks, and just as I was looking at you a spider walked right across your forehead and…”
“What?”
“A spider walked right across..”
“And you didn’t wake me up”?
“No you looked”.
“You just let it walk – urgh”!
“Well it wasn’t doing me any harm”
“Yes it was I HATE spiders”!
“Well I didn’t know that we’d just met”.