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A common thing these days, when somebody is on the phone in a public place sometimes all you can hear is one half of the conversation:

“No I haven’t got one”

“But Dad does”

“What size? They don’t come in different sizes?”

“Oh a black beret? Like a hat? I thought you meant a blackberry like those mobile phones”

“No, Dad doesn’t have a black beret”

“But I think I’ve got a red one”