After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet. On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth. The first cow goes into lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses but due to schoolboy errors he messes up and both newborns sadly die. After 45 minutes the first cow gives birth and sol promptly picks up his coat and gets ready to leave. “Where are you going?” asked the baffled farmer to which sol replies “I was badly at fault for the two foals so I’m not staying for the second calf”!
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