One half of a phone call…
“It’s the only language they understand.”
“Yeah. It’s because they’re Baptists.”
“What? It’s a cheese and wine party not a cheese and cheese party.”
“Tell them we’re boycotting it.”
“look it’s the only language they understand.”
“But I’m doing it for the principle not just plain avarice.”
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