So the mother superior suggests that they all take their clothes off. Which they all do and work progresses as normal.
After a short time there is a knock at the door and the sister shouts out, “who is it”?
“It is the blind man,” comes back the reply.
The mother superior promptly lets him in. Upon which the bloke says, “Nice tits sister, now where do you want these blinds?”
Suddenly, a vampire jumps out onto the car.
“Quick,” says one nun, “show him your cross”.
So the other nun rolls down the window and shouts, “Get off my f*!k!ng dashboard you c*nt!”
And the zebra is looking back over his shoulder when he sees another zebra at the top of the hill. So the zebra says to the lion, “That’s my wife. Fake like you’re eating me.”
Big Issue Sir?
I keep dreaming about these horrible sexual acts – sadism, bestiality, necrophilia.
Doctor: ‘Forget it, you’re just flogging a dead horse’
I came for my Paw.
They can dish it out but they can’t take it.
…do you smell fish?
The philosopher turns to his colleague and says, “I assume you’ve read Marx”?
“Yes,” replies the sociologist. “I think it’s these wicker chairs”.
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