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Philippe Phillop

Which is very sad. A friend’s blog Fork Handles marks the occasion.

I’d like to shy away from the obvious joke and go with this one of his instead, one of my favorites:

And there’s news tonight that there are a growing number of out of work contortionists. They say they’re finding it difficult to make ends meet.

He concludes by saying: “And finally, I’m sorry to report that yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits with his head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “OK, so how many in a brazillion?”

Because it said concentrate.

to get to the other slide.