Okay so this is the dumbest thing I could possibly do, but I’m probably never going to make my millions from a web startup. So I’ll give you my idea here. Here are the facts:I like to go on holidayI don’t have any children So travel websites don’t work for me Why not? Because it [...]
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Travel website idea
Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Lets not argue about it
Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I think we have another language problem on our hands here everyone. I think we’ve gone and broken the word “argument”. I think it’s happened because we’ve all decided that “debate” is too pompous. It might well be too pompous, as it goes, it sounds a bit high falutin’, doesn’t it? Would you like to [...]
Go to bed
Posted in Uncategorized on September 15, 2009 | 3 Comments »
“Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.” Why do people say this? Does it make any sense to you? Really… … …no, it doesn’t, does it? First of all, why would you want to sleep tight? That sounds awful. Sleeping loose is clearly the first requirement of a good night’s sleep. You can almost [...]
As I was saying to Mick Jagger…
Posted in Uncategorized on September 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »
A few years ago, I was driving towards Castle Howard when Katherine started reading from the guide book. She explained that Castle Howard was built in 1712 . “Oh,” I said, “so it’s not as old as my dad’s house.” This has become a bit of a trope. Things get mentioned as being older or [...]
Go for odd
Posted in Uncategorized on September 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I know what you’re thinking. Imagine if, as well as reading whatever crazy thing comes across my mind, you could also see and hear me. Sounds unreasonably excessive, doesn’t it? But you know what they say about the Internet: somewhere, out there, is an audience for everything and nobody knows that they are a dog.* [...]
Radio GaGa
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »
When I was a boy, one of my favourite things to do was write and produce radio shows. I would essentially be copying music from CD to tape and talking over the gaps between the songs. I would do it for hours. In fact I did it so much that eventually I stopped bothering to [...]
My view
Posted in Uncategorized on August 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Draft one complete
Posted in Uncategorized on July 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So it is finally done. The first draft is complete. That was a bit of a slog in the end but it was certainly worth it. I really need to thank all the people who motivated me all the way through. But I don’t want to do it yet because this isn’t over just yet! [...]
A novel idea
Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Sorry for the lack of updates on here I have been working furiously on my novel. I am closing in on the end and at this point I am desperate to finish the first draft. This has, perhaps unsurprisingly, led to a bit of a gap on here. I had been planning to fill it [...]
Apprentice Guide
Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
If only they issued this to the candidates before they went in…
