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How much do pirates pay for their earings?
Posted in Jokes on June 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Two lions are walking down the aisle of a supermarket
Posted in Jokes on June 12, 2007 | 4 Comments »
One turns to the other and says, “quiet in her today isn’t it”.
Two snakes are out in the middle of the jungle
Posted in Jokes on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
When one turns to the other and says, “just out of interest, are we poisonous”?“I don’t really know,” replies the other snake, “Why”?“I’ve just bit my tongue”.
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette go escape from jail and hide in a barn
Posted in Jokes on June 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The police are closing in so each of them decide to hide in sacks. The police enter, and to check each sack a police office kicks the sack as he passes it. First the policeman goes up to the redhead’s sack and kicks it and she says, “Meow”. Then the policeman goes up to the [...]
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite
Posted in Jokes on May 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
“Bridal?” asks the receptionist. “No thanks,” replies the bride, “I’ll just hang onto his shoulders”.
Why was the police officer sitting in the tree?
Posted in Jokes on May 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
He worked for Special Branch.
Jesus and the Devil are having an argument
Posted in Jokes on May 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
They both claim that they are better at using computers than the other. After a bit of an argument back and forth they start fighting which immediately gets God’s attention. God decides to settle this once and for all and sets a really complicated series of tests for them both to complete. They start working [...]
A man walks into a bar
Posted in Jokes on May 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And he’s approached by a POW (Predatory Older Woman) who asks him if he’d like to go back to her place. After they are just getting comfortable in bed the woman asks the guy, “Would you be interested in a mother-daughter threesome”. The guy is surprised but instantly agrees. “Great,” says the woman and then [...]
Black Beauty
Posted in Jokes on May 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
She’s a dark horse isn’t she – This joke is by one of the nations current premier jokesmiths Tim Vine who is great and I saw on Sunday last.
What do you call a nun on a washing machine?
Posted in Jokes on May 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Sister-matic
