Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
So we’ve been busy buying cushions…
Posted in Jokes on November 25, 2007 | 4 Comments »
A woman goes into a bar…
Posted in Jokes, Thoughts on July 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
…and asks the bartender for a double-entendre. So the barman gives her one. Wahey! After remembering this I thought, “they say innuendo is hard to come by”.
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Posted in Jokes on July 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Because he was sitting on the deck.
A man goes into a doctors surgery
Posted in Jokes on July 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The doctor says to him, “well I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”. “Why?” asks the shocked man, “what’s wrong Doc?” “Well, for a start, you’re in a doctors surgery.”
A man runs over a cat.
Posted in Jokes on July 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The cat’s address is on its collar, so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door, and a little of lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry, I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the lady, “How are you at catching mice?”
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door
Posted in Jokes on July 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.. Three years later, there’s a knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about”?
A couple are lying in bed
Posted in Jokes on June 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The man says, “I’m going to make you the happiest woman alive.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you.”
Why did the skeleton burp?
Posted in Jokes on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Because he didn’t have the guts to fart.
What do you call somebody who covers their privates in chickpeas, garlic and tahini?
Posted in Jokes on June 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A hummusexual
A man walks into a doctors office
Posted in Jokes on June 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And he says to the doctor, “Doc, I hurt all over.” He touches his leg, and he winces. He touches his face, and he winces. He touches his stomach, and he winces. The doctor says, “you’ve got a broken finger”.
