Tonight, while crossing London Bridge, I saw Jeremy Paxman wandering around. He looked quite disheveled (for him, I mean, he didn’t have a tie on for a start) and he was wandering about from left to right across the pavement. When he quickly walked back towards the edge I really did think “he’s going to [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Now that’s a coincidence
Posted in Uncategorized on August 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The three urinal problem
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2008 | 8 Comments »
I was at a bar not that long ago and I decided, in the term of one of my less couth* friends, to syphon the python. The toilet, as I believe the title of this post**** may have given away, had three urinals in it. But it was the configuration of them that was most [...]
Did you threaten to over-rule him?
Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2008 | 9 Comments »
So I went to the theatre the other night. During the interval I found myself finishing my glass of wine while Katherine popped to the loo. I cast my eyes around looking for something to entertain them. And lo, Michael Howard oiled into view. I did the look away, look back, look away, look back [...]