Although of course it doesn’t happen very often chez Andronov sometimes you are left in a situation where you have some wine left over. Because it doesn’t happen very often I never seem able to find a stopper to close the wine. I have recently been asked what to do in this situation so I [...]
Archive for July, 2007
No Need to Wine
Posted in Articles on July 11, 2007 | 2 Comments »
A man goes into a doctors surgery
Posted in Jokes on July 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The doctor says to him, “well I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”. “Why?” asks the shocked man, “what’s wrong Doc?” “Well, for a start, you’re in a doctors surgery.”
Shrugger
Posted in Fiction, Short on July 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A man is standing on a platform eating a croissant and drinking a bottle of coke. He looks bored and he doesn’t seem to notice that the flakes of the croissant are falling down his jacket. A woman walks up to him and asks him if this is the right platform for somewhere. He doesn’t [...]
Fridge in the garden
Posted in Illustrated on July 8, 2007 | 1 Comment »
We have a fridge in the garden. And one day it will be dealt with. It’s not supposed to be there, it’s not like a crazy outdoor beer fridge although that would be great obviously. No this is the clapped out old fridge which we put in the garden when we got the dishwasher. The [...]
Is piracy killing the music industry?
Posted in Articles on July 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I discussed this issue in a rather oblique way the other week and now I thought I’d have another crack at it in a slightly more concerted way. Why is stealing music bad? I write and I give what I write away. But I wish I could make a living writing and currently that’s not [...]
Pirates – Out to sea – Part 1
Posted in Fiction, Long, Out to sea, Pirates on July 6, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is the second story in the Pirates series. The first was called, “The Bunby Bungle“. Marshall gave the order to cast off and they were away. It was an unusual feeling for Marshall to be leaving a port in daylight and one that couldn’t happen anywhere else in the world as far as he [...]
A man runs over a cat.
Posted in Jokes on July 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The cat’s address is on its collar, so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door, and a little of lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry, I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the lady, “How are you at catching mice?”
Overheard
Posted in Articles on July 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Adrian has a great strand over on his blog called overheard, a few of the things on there are even overheard things that been overheard saying. Here’s another one for the mix which was announced on my train as I was on my way into London Bridge: “We are now approaching London Bridge Station which [...]
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door
Posted in Jokes on July 3, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.. Three years later, there’s a knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about”?
Party
Posted in Fiction, Short on July 2, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
His moustache drooped unnecessarily into his champagne as he supped and showed his appreciation for the party. He turned away and once he was sure she was no longer in eyesight he spat the champagne into a flower pot. Sadly his moustache went with it and Michael spent a furtive couple of minutes trying to [...]
