I would like to have smoking on bridges banned. I know smoking in all enclosed public places has been banned now and that’s obviously a good thing but what about smoking in windy spots like bridges. Most people would think that all the smoke will be blown away and so there’s not a problem, but [...]
Archive for June, 2007
Tastes like ash
Posted in Articles on June 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Snakebite McMuffin – Part 4
Posted in Fiction, Long, Snakebite McMuffin on June 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
[This is the final part of episode one of Snakebite McMuffin. If you feel lost and confused you may want to check out parts One, Two and Three]. “Well,” said Felicity, “it’s like this…” The words hung in the air, for what seemed to Snakebite like just short of a week. “Like what,” he said.“I [...]
A couple are lying in bed
Posted in Jokes on June 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The man says, “I’m going to make you the happiest woman alive.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you.”
Sensible Ensemble
Posted in Articles on June 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Nick has raised an interesting point over at his film blog in a post about “Who are we“. He asks a question about what writers should do when writing a scene. Writers should always know who the focus of a scene is. There should always be a protagonist per scene (even in an ensemble performance). [...]
Why did the skeleton burp?
Posted in Jokes on June 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Because he didn’t have the guts to fart.
It’s late
Posted in Fiction, Short on June 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
It’s late, or at least it’s late for you. It’s past your bedtime. The room seems more alive in the dark, than in the light. You get up, turn the light on, and then get back into bed and look around. That’s the curtains that are swaying, that’s the door to your wardrobe that’s casting [...]
On a rainy Sunday
Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
What’s the ideal thing to do? Practice conquering the world of course…
Paris Hilton
Posted in Articles on June 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I may as well jump on the bandwagon here of writing articles about how everyone else is writing articles about Paris Hilton. The funniest thing is the unknowingness that these articles have. Basically the gutter press have the balls to go and report the incident directly. The mainstream press want to talk about it but [...]
Snakebite McMuffin – Part 3
Posted in Fiction, Long, Snakebite McMuffin on June 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Back to me writing for Part 3 [This is part 3 of the 4 part story, Snakebite McMuffin. Before reading part 3 you may want to check out Part 1 and Part 2.] Snakebite had just mentioned how much he admired Felicity’s clothing, but that was simply him skirting round the issue. “So what can [...]
What do you call somebody who covers their privates in chickpeas, garlic and tahini?
Posted in Jokes on June 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A hummusexual
