Little dead pigeon lying on the ground,Little dead pigeon while walking I have found,I can’t help feeling that we shouldn’t be meeting,Because even on a little pigeon there’s some good eating,So why are you left abandoned by a cat?What can I say except cats are like that.Barstards
Archive for May, 2007
Pigeon versus Cat
Posted in Fiction, Short on May 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Lets take it from the top
Posted in Illustrated on May 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So as I alluded to yesterday, I was up a mountain. This may have also made my spelling worse – it is very hard to get spell checkers up there – Katherine wouldn’t come. And I was desperately short of battery supply on my phone so I didn’t even have a chance to recheck myself! [...]
Is hypocricy a crime?
Posted in Articles on May 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
[Only a short post today as I'm up a mountain and it's about to start hailing again] On Flickr there has been a big hoo ha about a comment that got deleted. A photographer whose photos had been up on Flickr had had her pictures stolen by a graphics firm which had turned them into [...]
Scorching – Part 2
Posted in Fiction, Long, Scorching on May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
[This is part 2 of the 4 part story Scorching. If you haven't you may want to read part one first. I would usually include a link at this point but I'm sending this from a train somewhere in Sussex. Part 1 was published last Friday, you should be able to find it somewhere.] Steven [...]
Black Beauty
Posted in Jokes on May 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
She’s a dark horse isn’t she – This joke is by one of the nations current premier jokesmiths Tim Vine who is great and I saw on Sunday last.
Blair’s Long Goodbye
Posted in Articles on May 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So Tony Blair has finally announced he’s standing down as Prime Minister. There will be a lot of people who will be pleased by this news and a few who will be mourning. The main fault that Blair made was a failure to manage expectations. He wanted, no he needed the landslide back in 1997. [...]
What do you call a nun on a washing machine?
Posted in Jokes on May 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Sister-matic
The hair
Posted in Fiction, Short on May 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Brian was rolling the hair between his fore and index fingers. To an outside observer it may have looked like he was doing this casually. But this was not the case. Brian’s life had been ruined by this hair and so it was with great care and attention that Brian examined it. The hair was [...]
Where is the secret garden?
Posted in Illustrated on May 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
From a sign in Crystal Palace.
Change at a snails pace
Posted in Articles, Jokes on May 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So the snails are back. They all seem to come back whenever there’s a sudden rainstorm. There they all are wondering all over the pavements. And just when you’re not looking, “crack”, another one bites the dust. You might say good riddence, but the snail isn’t so keen on being stomped out of existance. But [...]
