“Bridal?” asks the receptionist. “No thanks,” replies the bride, “I’ll just hang onto his shoulders”.
Archive for May, 2007
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite
Posted in Jokes on May 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Mind the Gap
Posted in Articles on May 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Astute observers of this blog may have noticed a slight delay over the long weekend with the publication of the second half of my gig review. I do apologise of course. The problem was reality creeping in to the mix. I think that that gap might have been the longest since I started my second [...]
Why was the police officer sitting in the tree?
Posted in Jokes on May 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
He worked for Special Branch.
Cats Eyes
Posted in Fiction, Short on May 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
He stepped out into the rain and already his hat had begun to be soaked through. He turned back towards the door to lock it. While his hand was returning the key to his pocket it brushed against a packet of cigarettes. It was a difficult choice. He could light it here, but would it [...]
The Coincidental Gig – Part 2
Posted in Articles, Coincidental Gig, Reviews on May 27, 2007 | 1 Comment »
[This is part 2 of the review, please check part 1 if you care about such things] Well first can I say that the sound was terrible. It was impossible to hear either band properly. This possibly came from laziness on the part of the engineer. Mother Black Cap seemed, from what I could tell [...]
The Coincidental Gig – Part 1
Posted in Articles, Coincidental Gig, Reviews on May 26, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
There is a rule in journalism which is that if you’re going to get drunk while doing an interview then you better remember to take a tape recorder with you. This occurred to me as I sank a pint in the third pub I had been to yesterday. I wanted to write a review of [...]
Scorching – Part 3
Posted in Fiction, Long, Scorching on May 25, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
[This is part 3 of the 4 part story Scorching. If you're interested in that kind of thing then you may want to check out parts one and two before you read this. Or of course you may not.] Steven didn’t know what to do. He turned around a few times hoping that by the [...]
Jesus and the Devil are having an argument
Posted in Jokes on May 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
They both claim that they are better at using computers than the other. After a bit of an argument back and forth they start fighting which immediately gets God’s attention. God decides to settle this once and for all and sets a really complicated series of tests for them both to complete. They start working [...]
Up in smoke
Posted in Articles on May 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So from the 1st July there will be a smoking ban in public spaces in England which is going to be very good. I’m not a zealot when it comes to smoking but it can be quite annoying. Some of the best new restaurants around are pubs and you do have this weird mix situation [...]
A man walks into a bar
Posted in Jokes on May 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And he’s approached by a POW (Predatory Older Woman) who asks him if he’d like to go back to her place. After they are just getting comfortable in bed the woman asks the guy, “Would you be interested in a mother-daughter threesome”. The guy is surprised but instantly agrees. “Great,” says the woman and then [...]
